Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Disaster is spelled M O M

Mom called. She and Toni are arriving at LAX on Sunday. She's all excited about converting and having me show her the ropes. Great. I think she actually expects me to bite them. I told Noah we're moving to Santa Monica and he thinks I'm joking. He's never met my mom. I'm going to introduce them to the liar cheater liar dog. Toni's blonde. That should turn him on.


At 3/30/2006 02:14:00 AM, Blogger Crimson Fan said...

If you think that introducing Smith to Toni is threatening to me...guess again.

You said that Toni is mom's girlfriend,right? Necro can I bite Toni if you bite mom?

Please... we could make a game of it. (I bought the cutest little school girl outfit last night...I'll wear it for Toni...just imagine that image for a minute Necro & you can't turn me down.)

Besides, if you let me nibble and Toni turns doggy you'll know the answer to your demon question.;-)


At 3/30/2006 07:36:00 AM, Blogger Vendhetta said...

It all makes sense now. Mom is a fruit loop therefore....the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.
Take Noah and run far far away. Do you really want your new guy to see what you will become in a few years? Cause, face it, we all turn into our mothers at some point in life...practically inevitable.

At 3/30/2006 05:49:00 PM, Blogger Elle said...

I didn't suffer through 10 years of therapy in order to end up like my mom. Besides, she married a jerk and I have Noah, who is not a jerk. We've been talking about what it means to be a werewolf in this town and he says it's normal to be freaked out about the change. So, you know, maybe things will settle down. He also says he wishes he'd converted me instease of loser cheater liar dog. Me, too.

At 3/30/2006 06:16:00 PM, Blogger Crimson Fan said...

Finally we agree on something...


At 3/30/2006 09:51:00 PM, Blogger Elle said...

What did J lie to you about? Or did he cheat?

I'm better off with Noah anyway. He's not half as sick as J plus Noah's cuter.

Sure my mom's a fruit loop. But I'm not like her. If I were, I'd be totally fucked up and I'm not.

At 3/30/2006 09:52:00 PM, Blogger Elle said...

P.S. You can bite Toni if you want but I am NOT having a werewolf mom. She can go be a loser fang or something.

At 3/31/2006 02:07:00 AM, Blogger Crimson Fan said...

J doesn't lie or cheat on me. There is nothing to cheat on he's his own man and guess what that means he's a big enough boy to make his own decisions.

We agree that I wish that Jonny wouldn't have converted you. Sorry Elle but I am glad you are happy with Noah, and I wish it was him that you had a blood bond to and not Necro.



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