Monday, November 28, 2005

you hear the strangest things sometimes

Gossip is rampant. Here's just a sampling of what I've been hearing:

  • Jeff in IA didn't burn his hand at a BBQ as claimed. He's seeing the pastry chef at a certain uber trendy cafe and they got carried away with the creme brule.

  • The PA whose initials are an anagram of D.E.F, esq had a boob job paid for by a dog who likes it like that.

  • A demon killed the Jane Doe found off Rodeo Drive.

  • Demons hate aluminum foil. (Make your hat now).

  • Madelyn S. is engaged to Tiber Korzha.

  • Matthew Jaise is really Elvis.


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