Friday, September 30, 2005

From Patrick Lewis' journal: Jason's latest scam

June 3, 1987

THE GREATEST DRUID OF OUR TIME

JASON, LORD OF BLACK MAGIC

DESCENDED FROM GENERATIONS OF DRUIDS, HIS SKILLS WILL AMAZE AND DELIGHT YOU

NECROMANCY, AURA CLEANSING, HYPNOTISM, HEALING, AND MOST ESPECIALLY FUTURE CASTINGS

YES, HE CAN CREATE THE FUTURE YOU WANT!
COME SEE IT! BELIEVE IT!

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