Wednesday, August 17, 2005

From Patrick Lewis' Journal

From the Patrick Lewis' journal
September 5, 1985
My parents are so lame! They won't let me go to LA to compete. I went last year and won. But no. Cause I didn't take out the stupid garbage.
They're making me do that stupid essay for ugly Mrs. Wormbreath. Like she can read! And I have to pay for my Sex Wax now too. Like I can buy anything on $5 a week for chores.
Jason says I should go anyway. He learned how to drive from that bum Leonardo. We'll ditch school and just go, I can sleep on the beach, and Mom just bought a boatload of Cheetoes.
When I win I can use the prize money for that new surfboard.

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