Monday, August 08, 2005

From Patrick Lewis' Journal

July 4, 1985
Jason's tutoring me in math. Mom and Dad are paying him, but it's so lame because he's my best friend. The butthead is such a money-grub. But it's okay because algebra's easy when he explains it. It takes us five minutes and then we look at magazines.
He wants a red Corvette, the Prince fag. I told him he could get chicks on a good surf board. A short fiberglass with a kick-ass tail and short wings. He's such a butt, though, he wouldn't even know how to wax it right.
Hour's up. Arcade time!


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